Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hitting the Ridiculous Video Jackpot Tonight...

"Have You Seen Ted in Accountings New Chair?"

This is All True

Very few people know Washington was actually 6'20"

I Wish Ammonia Didn't Taste so Good...

The New York Times recently reported that one of the countries main suppliers of processed beef fillers, Beef Products Inc., has been actively fighting to kill E. Coli as well as salmonella.

Oh yeah, by the way, they're using ammonia. The very same chemical found in fertilizers, household cleaners, and fuel.

The company takes many of the inedible pieces of the cow carcass, pieces that contain most of the dirty outer parts, often times including the skin. These parts are ground down, and blasted with ammonia to kill bacteria. The mess of "meat" is then mixed with ground beef in order to make the meat more cost effective.

Unfortunately, this process makes the meat taste terrible, so ultimately they decided on using less ammonia.

Here's the clincher: the USDA exempts Beef Products Inc. from inspection, knowing the ammonia will kill the bacteria efficiently.

What?

By the way, Beef Products Inc. supplies Burger King, McDonalds, and the vast majority of schools across the country.

If that doesn't get you, this may:

Headline Irony


Enlarge that ish

Downloads on the Down Low: BET Cypher Part 1 - Nicki Minaj, Buckshot, Crown Royyal, and Joe Budden

Killed

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

All of These Things are Unfortunately Someone's Daughter


All-Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit - Watch more Funny Videos

This is What Old Women do Together


Grandmas On A Green Screen Roller Coaster - Watch more Funny Videos

Ludacris is Well Travelled

Heard the song "Area Codes" by Ludacris?

You have now:


If you actually listened, Luda rifles off some area codes in which he has fornicated with various questionable women, "hoes."

Provided is a map of all areas in which a hoe has been banged out by Luda.

Click to enlarge that ish.

Keep on truckin' Luda.

Iranian Police Run Over Protester


Iran is fuckin' crazy

Still Slappin' at 74

Friday, December 25, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

Newest Banksy



Broken Bells - The High Road

Broken Bells is James Mercer (The Shins) and Danger Mouse (Gnarls Barkley). An unlikely duo? Perhaps, but they do it so well. Definitely trying to cop this album when it drops in March-ish.

Here's their first single "The High Road."

Saturday, December 19, 2009

GDP- Gonzo Journalism

GDP - Gonzo Journalism. from Dale Doyle on Vimeo.

Shape Drops a New One

Hey all, this is me not sleeping. Can't complain though, perfect music listening/pirating time. A few months back I posted a freestyle from Shape of Division East which I'm sure none of you listened to. Looks like he's at it again, releasing his third album "Flower/Violence." Shape himself is calling this "the final installment of the Glass House Trilogy." Conveniently enough, Shape agrees that music should not be made for money, so he is offering up not just this album, but all three of his albums for the low price of free ninety-nine. Go over to his site now and snatch up "The Glass House" as well as "Raised Near the Powerlines" and his new ish, all free. Why not? YoBrahsh! approves these albums.

Click the picture of a drunken James Bates to grab the albums.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Death Threats AND They Lost Domino's!

Here's a ridiculous article I just came across.

MTV Recieves Death Threats over 'Jersey Shore'

'Jersey Shore' is causing some trouble for the network that originally defined reality television with 'The Real World' in 1992. MTV has tweaked its groundbreaking formula for a new generation of reality fans - and some people are unhappy with the results. Really unhappy. FOXNews reports that MTV has received irate emails, phone calls and death threats over the 'Jersey Shore' premiere. The show features a group of young Italian-Americans living together in a summer home; amidst the expected drama, the men and women refer to each other as "guidos" and "guidettes," a bit of cultural insensitivity that has enraged many, including a national Italian-American service organization based in New Jersey.

The stars of the show use "ethnic slurs, violence and poor behavior to marginalize and stereotype Italian-Americans," says UNICO president Andre Dimino. He told the NY Times, "Their behavior is reprehensible and demeaning in all respects. I don't see any redeeming value in the show. They are an embarrassment to themselves and to their families."

"Trash television sells, and they'd be more interested in making money than how they're offending a great group of people," Dimino told the Newark Star-Ledger.

UNICO's response has been more restrained than others. "The MTV building in Times Square was getting crazy threats and they are in the process of hiring more security in bodyguards," a source told FOXNews.

Despite the public outcry and loss of advertisers like Domino's Pizza, MTV is holding steady with its new ratings-grabber. In a statement, a network rep confirmed: "We understand that this show is not intended for every audience and depicts just one aspect of youth culture. Our intention was never to stereotype, discriminate or offend."

As for the Domino's pullout, the rep added that the series "may not be for every sponsor or advertiser and we understand that."

Other Than That, He Looks Legit...