Say What?!

A Friend -"You know what her nickname was...'Random Drunk Girl'." 

Pav -"Well THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS TONIGHT!" 

Get it Pav.

Say What?!

"I found the perfect position to yell at my kids at. They're looking right in my eyes, fuck the other drivers." - Wozz adjusting his rearview mirror.

Yip!

Sitting in McDonalds listening to City and Colour. Big things happening at this place.

Rant, and a PS from a Maggie

Fuck real life, real life sucks. I can't even fly in this ish, and I'm supposed to be pumped on real life. Give me that shit that you dream about. Give me the ability to fly.

Until we meet again.

Threace.

PS- "I'm suing Quaker for putting crack in Chewy Bars, put that on YoBrahsh! ASAP." - A Friend

Say What?!

"Sometimes, I think I have a lazy eye." - Uncle Andy

this is fucking awful

Shape Freestyle

Another Division East brahsh. Short rhyme by Shape.

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G. Wallace - Intro

Woah woah it's been long. Apologies. Even this post is gonna be half-assed until tonight. With that said, I present to you another one of the Division East boys, G. Wallace. Crazy ish all the way through, not just the lyrics, but the ridiculous scenes from ridiculously bad horror movies, and any thing with Braveheart is automatically sick. With that said I give you all, G. Wallace.

G. Wallace - Intro

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Say What?!

"Ah yeah, where's my lemonade right now, I'm bout to mow the lawn." - Nick Ricciardi hyped up listening to a Big Band playing for a field of old people.

Yah Ma, Try My Dirtbike

I'm sorry all I keep posting is videos. This is hilarious though. At first I was thinking she was just going to gun it and fall off, but they threw in the surprise of the old woman in the wheelchair. This is internet gold.

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Public Access Doesn't Always Suck

This guy is ridiculous. I'm such a big fan of this. Religion, not so much, but this guy, definitely.

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Those Crazy Asians

It's funny as hell to hear an Asian say "Gook."

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This is B.I.G.

This is who Biggie was. More than "Juicy" or "Hypnotize," which, don't get me wrong, are sick as hell, but before those he was the 17 year old pushing drugs on Fulton St. in the video ripping Primo up. Support Biggie Freestyles.

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Check out The Hood Internet

If you like Girl Talk, Ratatat , or the like, you will probably dig this. These guys seem pretty tight. I know virtually zero about them, but from what I hear I can stand by my last statement with at least a little bit of confidence. They take all the crappy music floating around out there, and mix it with the likes of good music, the Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, just to name drop a few. Don't let this sub-par paragraph do it for you, listen to them at Myspace, click the link. 

The Hood Internet @ Myspace

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On a serious note, Marijuana kills Cancer

Weedmarijuanapot should definetly be illegal!

KILLER MARIJUANA

Allaire Airport NAMBLA Ad

This guy was definitely a pro-creeper, judging by his jorts, homemade muscle tee, and black sock and work boot combo. I take it that's his son, but then we thought, what if this creeper was all about being a part of NAMBLA, or the North American Man/Boy Love Association. For those of you that don't know, or haven't happen to have seen the episode of South Park, I think they covered it, but NAMBLA is a group of pervs that dig on young boys. Long story short, I think I may sell this picture to them to use in advertisements. Not that I support this disgusting crap in anyway, but a brother's gotta eat.

Creepiest Father Ever.

What is this dude thinking?

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I just found this really crazy,

Watch the whole thing its fucking insane

No Gods - GDP

GDP, or Matt Miller, from West Orange is on tour right now with Pistol Pete, Daniel Joseph, and some more of the Division East crew, supporting his album/DVD "Realistic Expectations. The album was due out in August but it dropped two months early when their van broke down. Get that.

myspace.com/g6d6p6

g6d6p6.com

http://g6d6p6.bigcartel.com/

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Fourfah July Picture Odyssey

There are only a few things I look forward to every year, this glorious day being one of them. Sure, Independence day, Constitution, barbecues, whatever. More importantly, July 4th is the one day a year Pawlak can hit anyone, anyone, and not be looked at like an asshole. Most of our time is spent hyping it up in the coming days, and so far Pav has never disappointed. Until this year. Shame on you Matthew Pawlak. 

Oh, and it's James Bates' birthday too.

Without much further adieu, "Fourfah July Picture Odyssey"

Unkle Andy posed for a sequence; Bates was apparently very amused

Our Dad showed us all how to drink a beer

People quenched thirst and looked at stuff

Not a real camera

Way to go Brooke

"America!"

I wish I could say this picture just happened, but it didn't

Terrence and Alyssa bonded

I guess I took corn-hole very seriously

The most serious picture to come out of the night

Unkle Andy let the good times roll on

Bates tried

Meanwhile, yours truly was chilling with the hunnies

In the long run, I feel like posting this was the right decision

Champions

Just in case you forgot:

"America!"

More ish tomorrow. 

Actually probably more ish later, it's one of those nights.

Threace.

Say What?!

"I feel like Amadeus Mozart with my hair like this." - Matt Pawlak

Unkle Randy - Hey Milf!

lyrics to Hey Milf by Ydna Oznam.

Hey milf what you doing over there
I wanna see your fucking titties move
I wanna see your fucking underwear
Hey milf what you doing over there

Milf... Milf... Milf
Whatchu doing?
Over there?
red riding hood!

Hey milf what you doing over there
I wanna see your fucking titties move
I wanna see them bounce up
and down
I wanna see your fucking titties
Hey milf what you doing overe there
I wanna see yo' fuckin ass cheekz
I wanna see them bump up
and down

Hey milf what you doing over there
I wanna see your fucking titties move.

//work in progress//

Say What?!

"Yo Trainor, if you died, I would smoke you." - Andy Manzo

Thoughts of Random YouTube-er on July 4th

PS- James Bates throw down tonight. Everyone is invited.

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A Brief History

Say What?!

"Spankin' it pool side." - James Bates on the benefits of lifeguarding a pool in Virginia.

This Kid Eli Got Robbed...

This video has the potential of being quite possibly the best video to ever sneak its' way on to the internet. I guess it's a student produced rap battle show. The only thing I know for sure is that Eli kills it, and the 30 seconds of complete silence was all part of his plan. Watch and see for yourself.

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Frown-A-Palooza!

It's insane how many people out there lack the ability to successfully complete a frown. Here are some real old pictures of people doing so.

It takes more muscles to frown then it does to smile. Proof that you're all weak.

Especially Cecilia Estupinan.

   

100 dollars cash to anyone that can find me a better frown than this:

Mike Malfitano: Reigning Champ

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