Thursday, January 28, 2010

R.I.P JD Salinger


"I'm always saying 'Glad to've met you' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

God is Love...

Pretty Much Sums it Up

Two Hours Between Classes...

This ish is live...

Live Video streaming by Ustream

New Hampshire Names "Three Wolves Howling at the Moon" Official State Shirt.

After spending 200 days on Amazon's "Top 100" list, "Three Wolves Howling at the Moon" now has a more prestigious title than "the most badass chick magnet to ever be found in a box of clothes at the Salvation Army." New Hampshire recently named it the official t-shirt of economic development. The company that originally produced this shirt is based in the state, and since it's original run, has had to work overtime to handle the increase in demand for the tee.


Why such hype over a shirt you ask? For those of you that are uneducated in the ways of cool, this shirt has gained widespread popularity over claims of it having magical abilities, being the ultimate chick magnet, and overall being badass. Don't believe me? Look at the reviews on Amazon.com.

I'll leave you all with some Three Wolves endorsements:




Sunday, January 24, 2010

Made contact with new alien species!

Yep. And it was all in my head... I win.

Wooooooohooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Killed by Randy.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I need a six pack of this ASAP



worlds strongest beer just another great way to get fucked up
http://www.brewdog.com/tactical_nuclear_penguin.php

My Best Bud...


This has to be fake i hope its not i guy can dream right.

Stolen From Ignored Prayers.

I found this on Ignored Prayers.

It's a new movie coming out in the Spring by Banksy, a British street artist. This guy is nuts, I would suggest checking both him, and this film, out.

Exit Through the Gift Shop

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

Feelin' the Vibe


Killed by Nate again, by way of New Dirty Bastard

Trust Me...


Killed by Nate, by way of New Dirty Bastard

Should've Taken Acid with You - Neon Indian

Humdrum Town - Theophilus London

"I got pink eye, herpes, genital warts, and a tummy ache."

Could Have Been Better

God Bless America...

Help Haiti

Text 'HAITI' to 90999 and the Red Cross will donate $10 dollars in aid to Haiti.

Let's be real here. How many text messages do you send a day? How many of those text messages could potentially save a life? Any? This donation of $10 goes a long way. You will be feeding a starving, motherless child. You will be housing members of a now broken family. You will be helping to supply medical needs to a country where hundreds of thousands are now left, dead.

Please take the time to support this cause. The donation will be added to your monthly bill. It's $10, you pay more than that to put useless apps on your phone each month.

Click the picture below to go to the Red Cross website for more info.



This Was a Good Call by Marketing

Typical Jesus

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Farfur the Hamas Mouse

In reality, this is kinda like what Walt Disney wanted Mickey Mouse to be like...


Ridiculous

Mom?

Has anyone else seen advertisements like this on the sides of websites?


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog


Every letter in the alphabet...live.

"I Feel Like Most of Them are Fucking Idiots That Don't Know What They're Doin'." - GDP

Pretty real profile with GDP.

GDP from TONE on Vimeo.

In Preparation for 2012...

The Doomsday Clock will be changed for the first time since 2007. The Clock symbolizes how close the world is to, well, doom. It was created in 1947 while tensions between the US and the Soviets were gettin' pretty heated. Pretty heated...Cold War...come on, this is gold. Anyway, scientists are hinting at the fact that the minute hand may be moved forward from five minutes to midnight, where midnight represents destruction by nuclear weapons, climate change, and emerging technology in life sciences.. It is theorized that the move is being prompted by nuclear weapon development, as well as the high tensions between all countries involved in nuclear disarmament talks.

I however know that 2012 is right around the corner, and believe that they are preparing us for hostile takeover by those blue things in Avatar, although I'm still working on my hypothesis.

Here's the clincher. Since we are products of the technological age, we have computers, which of course means we can now watch live, in HD even, as our lives come drastically closer to the end.

Here's a promo. Below the video is the link to the site that will stream live on January 10 at 10 am.

Another link, in case you missed the other three.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hitting the Ridiculous Video Jackpot Tonight...

"Have You Seen Ted in Accountings New Chair?"

This is All True

Very few people know Washington was actually 6'20"

I Wish Ammonia Didn't Taste so Good...

The New York Times recently reported that one of the countries main suppliers of processed beef fillers, Beef Products Inc., has been actively fighting to kill E. Coli as well as salmonella.

Oh yeah, by the way, they're using ammonia. The very same chemical found in fertilizers, household cleaners, and fuel.

The company takes many of the inedible pieces of the cow carcass, pieces that contain most of the dirty outer parts, often times including the skin. These parts are ground down, and blasted with ammonia to kill bacteria. The mess of "meat" is then mixed with ground beef in order to make the meat more cost effective.

Unfortunately, this process makes the meat taste terrible, so ultimately they decided on using less ammonia.

Here's the clincher: the USDA exempts Beef Products Inc. from inspection, knowing the ammonia will kill the bacteria efficiently.

What?

By the way, Beef Products Inc. supplies Burger King, McDonalds, and the vast majority of schools across the country.

If that doesn't get you, this may:

Headline Irony


Enlarge that ish

Downloads on the Down Low: BET Cypher Part 1 - Nicki Minaj, Buckshot, Crown Royyal, and Joe Budden

Killed

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010